Hi. I'm Daisy. I'm 7 pounds of premium, artisanal, small-batch rage.
I am a resource guarder, which means if you have something I want, it's not yours anymore. It's ours . Actually, it's mine . I will die on this hill. I will die on every hill. I have never met a hill I wouldn't die on.
I do not like other dogs. I do not like children. I do not like your children, your neighbor's children, or the concept of children in general. I have seen things. I am 7 pounds of unprocessed trauma and I will absolutely square up with a Great Dane if he looks at my snack the wrong way.
What I need:
An adult-only home with no other pets
Someone who understands that "spicy" is not a phase, it's a lifestyle
A person who respects boundaries, because I have them. All of them. Every boundary that has ever existed? Mine now.
Someone who thinks my attitude is funny and not a problem to be fixed
What I offer:
Unwavering loyalty to exactly one (1) human
The kind of protection usually reserved for much larger dogs
Entertainment value that cannot be purchased
A reminder that love doesn't always come soft and gentle—sometimes it comes with teeth and a manifesto
I am not a starter dog. I am not a family dog. I am a personality with paws. If you want a dog who will worship you unconditionally and get along with everyone, I am not your girl.
But if you want a tiny, furious roommate who will make you feel chosen every single day?
Apply within. Bring treats. No eye contact.
Our adoption fee helps offset the cost of preparing our guests to enter a forever home! While expenses for each animal varies, the average healthy dog or cat receives $500 in medical treatment between intake and adoption. Variables in the cost are conditional based on guest needs with some topping out at thousands of dollars.
Our adoption always includes:
Basic health and wellness check by trained vet staff
Spay/Neuter
Microchip with registration
Up-to-date on vaccinations (including rabies vaccine)
Deworming, heartworm prevention and flea control
Basic Groom/Bath
Feline leukemia/FIV Combo test
Heartworm test
Post Adoption Benefits:
Complementary veterinary wellness exam from AllPets Veterinary Clinic
30-day free pet insurance policy from Trupanion
30-day subscription to DOGtv
LIFEtime Commitment from LIFEHouse for Animals
LIFEtime Pet Companion Support from LIFEHouse for Animals
A best friend for life!
